Friendly waitress: "Okay, we have egg rolls, egg drop soup, broccoli chicken, and crab crowns! Could I get your name please?"Y'know, maybe I should stop feeling chagrined for considering anything higher than F over middle C to be a "high note."
Me: "It's Susan."
Her [sounding a little embarrassed]: "Susan! I'm sorry! It must be my phone."
Me: "No, I get that all the time."