Friday, December 11, 2009

Woofers, tweeters, hooters

This just landed in my e-mail inbox, courtesy of my dad:
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.

This is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Yeah, you laugh, but this could be a real thing someday.
BT Laboratories analyst Ian Pearson believes breast implants may as well serve a purpose rather than.....well, lets just say "eye candy". Pearson states, "if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful ..."

Pearson's idea involves inserting an MP3 player in one breast and a storage chip in the other. The implants would transmit sound and be controlled with Bluetooth technology.
According to the mini-article, this technology could be available within the next 15 years. The article was written in 2005, so just 11 years to go!

I'll keep you abreast of any updates.

3 comments:

Kevin said...

What an udderly ridiculous notion!

Jannie Funster said...

ha, ha, ha.

I have to tell my Mammy about this.

Leigh said...

So, Henry could nurse on one side and watch a movie on the other?

Interesting......NOT! :)