Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.Yeah, you laugh, but this could be a real thing someday.
This is a major breakthrough, as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
BT Laboratories analyst Ian Pearson believes breast implants may as well serve a purpose rather than.....well, lets just say "eye candy". Pearson states, "if a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful ..."According to the mini-article, this technology could be available within the next 15 years. The article was written in 2005, so just 11 years to go!
Pearson's idea involves inserting an MP3 player in one breast and a storage chip in the other. The implants would transmit sound and be controlled with Bluetooth technology.
I'll keep you abreast of any updates.